Mark Zuckerberg's black Falcon 7X parked by my house...and other stranger things

How World War 3 has already begun

I hope your week of alien disclosures, train crashes with vinyl chloride spills, and racist dogs has been exciting so far! If you haven’t seen it yet, California lawmakers are trying to ban police K9’s because they’re racist. You can’t make this shit up. READ HERE if you’re interested in the insanity.

Well anyway, I wanted to give you some insider info on what’s going on in billionaire ville AKA - my surrounding neighborhoods, where there is an unusually high number of billionaires per capita.

We have a small airport here on Kaua’i for private jets. It’s nowhere near the regular airport, and it’s close to my house. It almost never gets used because the runway is so tiny. In the 20 years I have lived here, I have only seen a few planes a year land there, and a long time ago, a helicopter tour company used that airport until they had an air disaster and closed up shop. Now the helicopters only fly out of the heliport at the main airport.

But then Zuckerberg spent $100 million and bought 1600 acres on the north shore. And built a massive “home” - aka bunker. Although I don’t really like it, I’m used to seeing celebrities on the north shore because everyone from Matt Damon to Ben Stiller to JayZ and Beyonce, Jason Momoa, Will and Jada Smith and Rick Rubin (World’s most prolific music producer of Eminem, Beastie Boys, Adele and many more artists), have homes up here on the north shore. (Side note: for a funny/not funny story about Rick Rubin and Kaua’i, read HERE )

And tons more come here to “get away” for their vacations. We have seen Zuck out on the ocean on a hydrofoil surrounded by men on jetskis in full suits. Yes. That really happened. I saw a funny local article here that said “one of the richest men in the world proves he’s so rich he can go in the ocean without getting wet” lol.

Also, just because it’s funny, check out this article that says “The underfire tech billionaire was photographed out in the shark-infested waters around the island of Kauai on Tuesday as he faces a storm over his company's censorship of claims that Covid-19 may have been man made.”

Shark infested waters. Now that’s funny. It’s called the ocean. And sharks live in oceans. But anyway…

Thankfully most are only here for short periods of time, but lately I noticed Zuckerberg is coming more often lately and staying for longer periods of time. And there’s a reason…